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| so I started writing a deep entry but deleted it.
however! funnyass quote from Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story:
(Bruce Lee is in a wheelchair and his mother-in-law approaches him)
Mother-in-law: Mr. Lee, how are you feeling these days?
Bruce: You know, like half-man, half-car.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hmm, i think being chubby has made me a happier person. except i'm not happy about being chubby. 
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| The following happened between 5:45 pm and 6:45 pm.
(Darryl, YS, Simon and I just finished volunteering at a local elementary school on Grand. Darryl and I leave together)
Me: oh crap, we missed our exit.
Darryl: you idiot.
Me: oh wait, here comes big bend road. we're good.
20 minutes later:
Darryl: dude, we're pretty far on big bend.
Me: oh wait, it's startin to look familiar.
Darryl: frick i'm thirsty.
Me: let's stop at the 711.
20 minutes later:
Darryl: big bend road sure is long. wait, isn't it big bend boulevard?
Me: hmmmm, shit.
Darryl: shit.
Me: that sounds so right but it has to be because of the alliteration.
Darryl: you're right. we're good.
20 minutes later:
Darryl: peter...look at this.
(i look at map that Darryl's holding and it says: S BIG BEND BOULEVARD)
1 minute later:
Both: !@$#$@%3(*&))**$#@!!##$$%!!!!!
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